Diet Like a Star, Oscar Style!

Hey guys - sorry it's been a while since my last post.  I've been incredibly busy.  I've been battling traumatic snow storms:

Diligently writing:

And sticking to my diet like a pro:

The most exciting thing I've been doing, of course, is attending the Oscars.  Because my blog is so amazing/famous, LA called me directly and BEGGED me to come sit front row with the Oscar winners.  It was actually at the direct request of Ellen, because she knows that I'm the foremost authority on healthy eating and she had already planned on calling the pizza boy.  Other than Jennifer Lawrence, there really isn't anyone out there who can publicly eat pizza with as much grace as I can.  It's something you're born with, though, so try not to be jealous.  Here's my personal favorite snapshot from the event, wherein J Law and I chow down on some extremely healthy, Oscar-star-worthy pizza:

Look at Bradley eying my za wishing he could be so cool.  Meryl is telling me a joke but I'm a little consumed with pizza to listen.. how embarrassing!

The secret to having an Oscar-winning figure while still eating pizza is simple.  All you have to do is either balance your calories and indulge with free will during your "cheat" days, or to be a cartoon stick figure  - calories NEVER count when you're drawn, especially at the Oscars.  

Some interesting things happened that night, but I don't remember most of them.  The pizza was a highlight, as was John Travolta's slip of the tongue, the selfie that broke Twitter, and Ellen's many costume changes. I think the biggest win of the night, though, was being able to watch all those celebs eat pizza without holding back and proving to the world that calories really only count when no one is watching.