"You know what's totally happening tonight? Despite getting home well after dinner time, I'll cook myself a healthy and meager portioned meal," said no twenty-something on a diet ever. Probably no one ever actually, except insanely motivated and self-controlled people, maybe.
So, one of the major components to maintaing a diet (aka starving yourself because you want to put your skinny jeans back on one day) is having a regular, easy-to-control schedule. In theory, it's great. You just plan when you'll get home, make sure you always have a healthy snack in your purse in case you're running late so you don't starve and make bad decisions, and have a menu sorted out so you don't have the opportunity to make bad choices.
Again - great, wonderful, fantastic, meaningful advice, but let's get real... I'm about as socially unorganized as they come and have a HORRIBLE habit of not eating for like half a day till suddenly I'm STARVING and before I know it, an entire Pannera baguette has been dunked in the most amazing broccoli cheddar soup known to man and I'm happy as a clam... till my scale is like LOL HAI FATTY WHATCHU EVEN DOIN HERE???
Ugh. Anyway, long story short, I didn't get home tonight till like 9:30, and of course I had Chinese food in had. Steamed chicken, veggies, and brown rice albeit, and I did measure it all out and make sure I didn't eat too much chicken (god forbid, UGH) but there might have been a veggie roll in there that was fried instead of steamed BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO CORRECT A MISTAKE LIKE THAT! Seriously, who even does???
Anyway, the moral of this story is that I don't even remember why I wanna wear those jeans anyway. I mean, the ones I have on fit just fine #amiright
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