Diets Make Me LOL

Happy New Year! Time to be a better (aka thinner) you! Fortunately, this happens after you've spent 2 months nomming every yummy thing you've seen and your scale is like HAI fatty, do I know you?

So what do we do? DIET!  To clarify:

Diet (n.): the act of removing all delicious food from your fridge/cabinets/speed dial/bedside table/face and suffering till the sun goes down and you look like

Diet (v.): staring at your mirror poking all the yucky things until you almost believe that Mac and Cheese so isn't worth it till the sun goes down and you look like 

Dieter (n.): the crabby version of a person who keeps going to the gym and eating things like vegetables (till the sun goes down and you look like)

No but seriously dieting is good for you. It makes you look skinny, feel skinny, look healthy, feel healthy.. Blah blah. 

It's roughest on Day 1, they say. Well, hello Day 1.